Brate, McDonald or pick up Burton?

Yup, an annoying TE question. Who should I be plugging in next week?
Brate
McDonald

Or should I pick up Trey Burton?
Other TEs on waivers: Rudolph, Vernon Davis, Herndon, Everett, Firsker…among others.

I’m sure the real answer is “just pick one and hope for the best.”

You are correct that the real answer is pick one and hope for the best, but if I had to pick one I would go Brate. Ultimately touchdowns are what matters for all these tight ends and Brate has best red zone usage.